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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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