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{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}

{"type":"standard","title":"Santon, Norfolk","displaytitle":"Santon, Norfolk","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16875766","titles":{"canonical":"Santon,_Norfolk","normalized":"Santon, Norfolk","display":"Santon, Norfolk"},"pageid":41419462,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/All_Saints%27_church_in_Santon_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1974510.jpg/330px-All_Saints%27_church_in_Santon_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1974510.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/All_Saints%27_church_in_Santon_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1974510.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213214805","tid":"6bd23f8d-dfd6-11ee-b625-eed9b73838bf","timestamp":"2024-03-11T18:37:32Z","description":"Human settlement in England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.453494,"lon":0.68951},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santon%2C_Norfolk","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santon%2C_Norfolk?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santon%2C_Norfolk?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Santon%2C_Norfolk"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santon%2C_Norfolk","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Santon%2C_Norfolk","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santon%2C_Norfolk?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Santon%2C_Norfolk"}},"extract":"Santon is a depopulated village near Santon Downham, in the civil parish of Lynford, in the Breckland district, in Norfolk, England. Moated earthworks and other remains of the medieval village are a scheduled monument. In 1931 the parish had a population of 24. On 1 April 1935 the parish was abolished and merged with Lynford.","extract_html":"

Santon is a depopulated village near Santon Downham, in the civil parish of Lynford, in the Breckland district, in Norfolk, England. Moated earthworks and other remains of the medieval village are a scheduled monument. In 1931 the parish had a population of 24. On 1 April 1935 the parish was abolished and merged with Lynford.

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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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{"type":"standard","title":"Linzolo","displaytitle":"Linzolo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3241726","titles":{"canonical":"Linzolo","normalized":"Linzolo","display":"Linzolo"},"pageid":25156532,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Linzolo-Premi%C3%A8re_case_des_P%C3%A8res.jpg/330px-Linzolo-Premi%C3%A8re_case_des_P%C3%A8res.jpg","width":320,"height":210},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Linzolo-Premi%C3%A8re_case_des_P%C3%A8res.jpg","width":542,"height":355},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288437746","tid":"7bca56fd-2775-11f0-a8ee-a8575b2672ac","timestamp":"2025-05-02T16:49:59Z","description":"Place in Pool, Republic of the Congo","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linzolo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linzolo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linzolo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Linzolo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linzolo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Linzolo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linzolo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Linzolo"}},"extract":"Linzolo is a small town and suburb located 20 km southwest of Brazzaville on the Cataractes plateau in the Pool Department of the Republic of Congo.","