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The Great Double is a bronze sculpture by the Argentine artist Alicia Penalba (1913-1982). One statue named Le Grand Double (1962-1964) is on display in the sculpture garden of the Dutch Kröller-Müller Museum. Another (1972) is on display outside the MGIC building in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Mohini is a 2014 Indian Tamil-language soap opera that aired on Kalaignar TV from 22 September 2014 to 30 October 2015 on Monday through Thursday at 19:30 (IST) and later extended up to Friday and A new show named Ramanujar replaced this show at 19:30 (IST) and pushed this serial to 20:00 (IST) instead since 1 June 2015. The show last aired on 30 October 2015 and ended with 276 episodes.
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